The house rules have been established. A wide-eyed black cat stands at a rustic wooden counter with a chef's knife in one paw and a freshly halved tomato in front of it, surrounded by garlic, herbs, and hanging copper pans in a warmly lit kitchen. Moody golden lighting and bold vintage lettering give it the punch of an old film poster. Funny, a little menacing, and made for anyone who doesn't share their kitchen — hang it above the counter or next to the stove.